Microsoft: Logic
Right so, I tried logging on to Xbox Live last night, but couldn't as, I have got a new credit card since then...
So I check my mail: and I have this in my inbox:
To update your credit card information:
1. Select your gamer card.
2. Select Account Management.
3. Select Memberships.
4. Select the membership you want to update.
For more info, go to www.xbox.com/support or call Xbox Customer Support at 0800 587 1102.
If you have already resolved this issue, please disregard this notice and accept our thanks.
Thank you for using Microsoft Online Services.
The Xbox Live team.
FAIL at step 2.!!
The moment you select Account management, it then says "you must be signed in to Xbox live", -.-
Caught in a viscous circle where Microsoft wont let me give them my money...
To be honest, I'm not actually that surprised, to think that this kind of stuff would be a painless procedure is just wishful thinking.
Maybe catch you kids on Live, Maybe.
Luv n hugs,
Richie
So I check my mail: and I have this in my inbox:
To update your credit card information:
1. Select your gamer card.
2. Select Account Management.
3. Select Memberships.
4. Select the membership you want to update.
For more info, go to www.xbox.com/support or call Xbox Customer Support at 0800 587 1102.
If you have already resolved this issue, please disregard this notice and accept our thanks.
Thank you for using Microsoft Online Services.
The Xbox Live team.
FAIL at step 2.!!
The moment you select Account management, it then says "you must be signed in to Xbox live", -.-
Caught in a viscous circle where Microsoft wont let me give them my money...
To be honest, I'm not actually that surprised, to think that this kind of stuff would be a painless procedure is just wishful thinking.
Maybe catch you kids on Live, Maybe.
Luv n hugs,
Richie
erm...if your live subscription has expired, it drops down to a silver subscription, so you can still log in to change details/give MS some much-needed money.
ReplyDeleteHad you been on the gin when you were trying this?
If he's too stoopid to work it out then she isn't properly qualified to run an xbox live gold subscription.
ReplyDeleteTINY MAJOR NELSON BALLBAG
Oi Cunt features!
ReplyDeleteMy gripes are that it isn't as simple as it should be.
Go die in a fire...
Much better. That my friend, is what they call Karma.
ReplyDeleteThe universe can sleep sound tonight.
HE DIED AFTER SHAGGING MY GRANNY AND A SPARK SET HER TINDERBOX ALIGHT!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIM BARRY SCOTT CILLIT BANG FTW!!!
No, *I'm* Barry Scott.
ReplyDeleteBarry Scott
NAW YE URNAE!! AH'M BARRY SCOTT AWRITE YA PLUG
ReplyDeleteTo the first anonymous - I stand corrected. Apologies for breathing, I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteYes, you *do* stand corrected, oh maddest of the mad, wacky, zany crazy guys. If you weren't spending so much of your time doing 'mad' activitities and involving yourself in 'hairbrained japes' then perhaps you'd have more time for comprehension of the English language.
ReplyDeleteAnd really, if you *must* breathe - at least try not to do so through your mouth.
Finally, anonymous posters tend not to leave their names at the bottom of their posts. YES I'M AWARE I CAN 'REGISTER' BUT I REALLY CAN'T BE BOTHERED.
GIANT MAD CRAZY CAPER
Just to be a party pooper and offer some helpful advice (I had the same problem a few months ago after changing my card):
ReplyDeleteWhen MS can't get a payment from your card (like if you've changed it or summink) they put a "violation" note on your account which means you can't do ANYTHING. If you call them up and tell the nice helpful idiot on the other side the situation they'll remove the violation and that'll allow you in to change it. They will however insist on referring to it as a violation, even though you haven't violated anyone at all. It will make you want to violate Bill Gates' eye sockets with a horsecock though.
*You're* a violation, Harrison.
ReplyDeleteGIANT TENTACLE HEAD HERO
The only thing I'm violating is my parole, I was in jail for sodomizing your parents but your sister bailed me out because she wanted some too.
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