SaSi: Really?
Introducing the SaSi...
This ingenious piece of tech is due in stores very soon. How does it differ from every other sex toy out there? Well for starters it retails for £225, but don't let that put you off, Lets see what you get for £225:
From the manufacturer website Je Joue:
SaSi is the ultimate, customisable vibrator. Using the latest Sensual Intelligence technology, SaSi is uniquely intuitive. It learns and remembers exactly what you like, giving you the perfect, intense sensual massage every time.
- Fantastic for partner foreplay or solo massage
- Splashproof, non-porous and bacteria resilient
- Removable covers made from phthalate and latex-free medical grade silicone, using the newly patented SMITEN membrane technology
- Fully customisable with fascias available in different colours.
- Rechargeable
- Beautifully packaged ideal as a gift
SaSi has two modes. In Natural Mode SaSi does what it is told. It comes pre-programmed with 5 movements, which are easily selected by navigating left or right.
In Learn Mode SaSi gradually morphs from one movement to another, trying new sensations. If you dislike a particular movement simply skip to the next one. SaSi will remember this and is less likely to use it again. If SaSi creates a sensation you really like, press the “don’t stop” button. SaSi will remember and use it again next time.
Just like a good partner, SaSi gives a different experience every time whilst still incorporating the movements you like best.
So apart from being very stylish, catering to the designer crowd (Ha! How long till we see a blinged-out diamond encrusted one) Its supposedly intuitive. From what I have seen It appears to come with a PC program which connects via USB and allows you to select different "playlists" for the session ahead of you, the more technologically savvy have apparently been swapping routines over forums. But even for the less technologically savvy the SaSi comes with preprogrammed routines and you can pick and choose (on the fly) which settings you prefer:It's the first intimate device I've seen that remembers your preferences -- and then deliberately steps outside those boundaries from time to time, to see what else you might like. - Regina Lynn, Wired
The thing that gets me with this device is the designer style (and price) for it, a lot of heart and thought has gone into this product, but will it really go down that well with the ladies?
As soon as we at Thatguys get a hold of one of these we'll get the thatgirlers on the case ASAP.
Review Imminent.
Luv and soft kneading sensations
Richie X
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ATM?
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In my defence my "zipper" is slightly hard to work.
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ReplyDelete@Giraffe
Can I practice on you instead?
All this talk of sugar and pillows in making my willie dribble a little bit.
You would have to have a positive dick first to get any penetration done. Unfortunately, that's you disqualified.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Richie could fluff it for you?
You virgin children are tiresome. Listen, come back after you've been to college then at least then you might be able to pretend that you've had sex.
ReplyDeleteCollege? Primary school don't you mean?
ReplyDeleteHey Jiraf A/S/L ?
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GIRAFFE REPLIES, ERECTION STIFFENS. YOU KNEW THE CONCEPT YET YOU CONTINUE TO REPLY YOU DEVIANT.
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Poor Cunzy. She just jumped in there without thinking about the GEGH's motive's didn't she?
ReplyDeleteWhile I'm sure she's seen, felt and sucked plenty of these 'positive dicks' while out on her rimming/fisting adventures in the park, my actual question was directed elsewhere, and to someone else, however in the interests of fair play I'll indulge her this once:
In reply to your strangely random question, my belly button is an 'outtie'.
I've only got an hour left at work, so please reply quickly :)
GIANT OBVIOUS TROLL HERO
Well at least you can hang your hat on something.
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GIANT HOOP-PROVIDING HERO
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ReplyDeleteCUNZY, YOU ARE MY DANCING MONKEY AND WILL DO MY BIDDING AS I COMMAND.
Now, I've got half-an-hour to go there's still time for one more.
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Jump!
GIANT DANCING MONKEY COMMANDER
I'm a genius, I'm a genius. I'm a funny genius. Everyone thinks I'm funny and not at all demented, a bit unfunny and too obscure. I HAVE A HAPPY LIFE ON MY XBOX 360. MY NAME IS RAZIEL
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Solve that "mystery" you friggin mental.
YOU DISAPEARED THERE FOR A BIT GIRAFFE, THAT YOU DOWN THE LOCAL PRIMARY SCHOOL LOOKING FOR VIRGIN CHILDREN. TELL ME, WHERE YOU ANYWHERE NEAR PORTUGAL LAST YEAR?
ReplyDeleteI miss Giraffe...
ReplyDeleteI feel that it could have been the start of something beautiful.
Giraffe I will find you one day, and we can be together. Together in a world without Giant Enemies, Eye gouging and negative penis'
P.S. Are you legal? Cuz I don't wanna have to wait.
Oh dear, you are not very clever are you?
ReplyDeleteWhat if I were to say "Erik thinks you are way off?"
It would confuse me further, I don't know an Erik.
ReplyDeleteAre you single?