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Comment on a PC whinge blog on a post about PC gaming and how EPIC games (the company) left it's nice smart, flat-chested girlfriend (the PC) for an attractive big chested slut (consoles). If this taken out of context, context isn't cringe-worthy enough:
"… and she has a drawer full of the most variegated toys and an active imagination concerning how to use them. This explains why, when slagging off on the ex, from time to time the new Console Elite’s pupils will dilate, his gait will devolve to something between a stagger and a waddle, and he will start muttering something about “configuration problems landing me in A&R a few times."
Dude. It's a PC. Make some graphs and leaflets if you need to but keep your trousers on whilst you do. Oh and stop watching Battlestar Galactica.
In other news:
TGAM's Top 10 PC games 2008:
1) The Sims 2. Dual heritage edition.
2) The adventures of super person in super land, where everyone else is entitled to and has the same level of adventures and super powers anyway.
3) Nintenisn'ttheworkforcemuchnicernowthatitisdiverse.
4) Cooking Momma, Papa, brother and sister, animal and homosexual neighbour.
5) Call of Duty: World in peace.
6) Civilisation V: Open all borders.
7) Multifaith deities or no god at all of War.
8) Super Lyndsey Siblings.
9) Spore.
10) Kotobagari Damacy.
"… and she has a drawer full of the most variegated toys and an active imagination concerning how to use them. This explains why, when slagging off on the ex, from time to time the new Console Elite’s pupils will dilate, his gait will devolve to something between a stagger and a waddle, and he will start muttering something about “configuration problems landing me in A&R a few times."
Dude. It's a PC. Make some graphs and leaflets if you need to but keep your trousers on whilst you do. Oh and stop watching Battlestar Galactica.
In other news:
TGAM's Top 10 PC games 2008:
1) The Sims 2. Dual heritage edition.
2) The adventures of super person in super land, where everyone else is entitled to and has the same level of adventures and super powers anyway.
3) Nintenisn'ttheworkforcemuchnicernowthatitisdiverse.
4) Cooking Momma, Papa, brother and sister, animal and homosexual neighbour.
5) Call of Duty: World in peace.
6) Civilisation V: Open all borders.
7) Multifaith deities or no god at all of War.
8) Super Lyndsey Siblings.
9) Spore.
10) Kotobagari Damacy.
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