FIRST IMPRESSIONS DON'T MATTER*

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Lightning: We have to stop the Zaffels.
A Man Who is Whack: Are you sure?
Lightning: ....
Whack Man: But I thought you were Pincelplips
Lightning: I guess we were all along
Whack Man: Quick. Get to Hope.

Four inches down a corridor later.

Hope: Where is lightning? I always hated it since the Pandforma days.
Whack Man: I'd like to submit an edict regarding the use of nouns for names.
Lightning: Hope! Did you ride the Vangle Goolies lightning?
Hope: Hopefully not Lightning.
Lightning: I meant lightning not Lightning.
lightning: Zzzzzap.

A CHOCOBO CALLED CHOCOBO COMES FROM WHACK MAN'S HAIR

Hope: Let's get a slave.

Apparently, after twenty hours of this, the game gets 'good'.



*Perhaps Square should have waited for the science to have been double checked on this one.

Comments

  1. Mr. Grim00:30

    I played every game from FF1-7 and had a ridiculously long addiction to said series,loved FF9,10, and so some extent 12.. But FF XIII was the worst piece of shit I've ever played.

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  2. Cunzy1112:07

    We started with 7, worked our way backwards and lost interest between X-2 and 11, however, even if we were hardcore FF fans, we imagine it is still hard to justify making the front end of your game so intelligible.

    We feel sorry for those players who have come into the franchise on XIII. It really never used to be this bad*

    *Plays intro of FFVII. Well, maybe it did :(

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