What am I?

I don't have cover based shooting.

Or a morality system.

Or QTEs

Or motion controls

I don't try to push shitty 3D on you because I know that it just ruins games/films/tv/everything

I won't make you sit through an unskippable cutscene over and over

Or hours of updates every time you just want to play a game

I'm not a sequel

Or a remake

Or a wiimake

Or a demake

Or a film/book/theme park ride adaptation

Or an iPad mutant

I don't tell everyone through twitter or facebook every time you queef

I don't have anyone making utterly unrealistic hyped claims on my behalf which ultimately never transpire

My ladies walk around with their breasts covered and their front or back bulges centre shot

My men aren't stubbled, chisled or maverick

I don't demand you to upgrade your graphics card/desktop wallpaper/boyfriend in order to play me

I don't subject you to the lowest form of humans through online play
I don't have version exclusive characters or weapons you can only pay for

I'm not violent

I'm not specifically family oriented

I don't have mini games, achievements or unlockables

I don't require you to buy yet another peripheral or add on

I haven't introduced a revolutionary new feature which will be dropped in a year when everyone gets bored

I've been written by somebody who has actually read a hard backed book. Without pictures in it.

What am I?