649 Mother Fuckers!
We're a bit Pokémon upped a bit recently. It's our go to game and if we're playing it, it probably means there isn't much else out there at the moment and AMEN AIN'T THAT THE GODDAM TRUTH.
Two days a man called GARRETT gave me the greatest gift a person can give to another. He gave me a level 44 Tornadus. Fine, you might say. That's done on street corners the world over. Well. You'd be wrong fucker because this Tornadus was the 649th Pokémon for my pokedex. This is huge news. I finally 100% legit CAUGHT THEM ALL. They said it couldn't be done. But it is. What's that, you calling me an Internet liar? I ain't one of them Reddit sun bitches go tellin' lies of this magnitude just to sound cool. Here's the proof that couldn't have been replicated of falsified in any other way because them photos are in COLOUR.
Two days a man called GARRETT gave me the greatest gift a person can give to another. He gave me a level 44 Tornadus. Fine, you might say. That's done on street corners the world over. Well. You'd be wrong fucker because this Tornadus was the 649th Pokémon for my pokedex. This is huge news. I finally 100% legit CAUGHT THEM ALL. They said it couldn't be done. But it is. What's that, you calling me an Internet liar? I ain't one of them Reddit sun bitches go tellin' lies of this magnitude just to sound cool. Here's the proof that couldn't have been replicated of falsified in any other way because them photos are in COLOUR.
It's been a trial and for the longest time it was darn near impossible to catch them all because those handful of elusive Pokémon you could only get from going to Nintendo events didn't come to Europe nearly as often as other parts of the world. With the Nintendo DS being able to go online, getting those event only pokémon has been a lot easier of late, with Deoxys, Genesect, Meloetta and Keldeo recently being generously given to the masses by Overlord Nintendo, may the generosity of their hearts be blessed. This is the first game in which I've filled out the pokedex, the rarity of legendary Deoxys, only available from the mother ship, created a painful blank spot in the records since 2003's Pokémon Sapphire and Pokémon Ruby. I even trudged through My Pokémon Ranch, Pokémon Collosseum, Pokémon XD, Pokémon Ranger and Pokémon Channel to get Mew, Ho-oh, Lugia, Manaphy and Jirachi respectively (annoyingly some of these would later become available without having to play through a whole game first).
So that's that done. Until fucking October when a whole bunch more turn up in Pokémon X and Y. How do I feel now though? Well there's nothing quite like the thrill of the chase. Now I just feel like I wasted thousands of hours of my life and all I got was this lousy blog post.
TRAINER AMONGST TRAINER Cunzy1 1
Wow, that's great! Congratulations :)
ReplyDeleteThank you. Thank you very much. That's it now. we're done.
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