Resident Evil 2: Malocclusion
Breaking News: Capcom confirm Resident Evil 2 and Devil May Cry 5 are set in the same universe, Claire and Nico share the same genetic trait of increased vertical overlapping of the mandibular anterior (lower front) teeth by the maxillary anterior (upper front) teeth, usually measured perpendicular to the occlusal plane.
In other breaking news: World's Second Greatest Video Game Blog- That Guy's A Maniac have found that two games from video game developer and publisher Capcom contain characters with a prominent overbite, but struggle to find some kind of joke to tie the two together. thatguys.co.uk have reportedly brainstormed ideas such as "What would these two look like in The Simpsons" and attempting to work around the phrase "biting off more than you can chew". thatguys.co.uk have apparently opted for a relatively unfunny shared universe link, with a medical/technical explanation of what an overbite is. Keep up the good work guys.
Additionally: An obscure UK based video games blog has been involved in the the first case of "Virtual Bodyshaming", being sued by the amalgam of Capcoms character design, modelling and animation team. The as-yet-unamed UK blog have released the statement that. "This is crazy, we love virtual bodies, if anything we maybe love them a bit to much... physically... repeatedly... till only air comes out".
More on these stories as we receive more information. Now over to the weather...
Love and did you know that there is not an actual Latin name for an overbite?
Richie X
Nicoletta Goldstein from Devil May Cry 5 |
Claire Redfield from Resident Evil 2 (2019) |
Additionally: An obscure UK based video games blog has been involved in the the first case of "Virtual Bodyshaming", being sued by the amalgam of Capcoms character design, modelling and animation team. The as-yet-unamed UK blog have released the statement that. "This is crazy, we love virtual bodies, if anything we maybe love them a bit to much... physically... repeatedly... till only air comes out".
More on these stories as we receive more information. Now over to the weather...
Love and did you know that there is not an actual Latin name for an overbite?
Richie X
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